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The Morning Shirt

$29.99

🌞🐔 Wake up. Rock out. Rise hard. 🐔🌞

Inspired by our unapologetically bold theme song for Holmberg’s Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, this shirt is loud, proud, and 100% Galaxy Punk attitude. The “Make Your Cock Rise with the Sun” tee is for early risers who don’t hit snooze—they hit maximum volume.

Printed on a super-soft black Soft Style shirt by Chadco, it's as comfortable as it is rebellious. Whether you’re facing the day or facing the stage, this shirt brings the energy, humor, and raw power of Tempe’s finest right to your chest.

🔥 Start your mornings with noise. Fly that freak flag high. 🎸🌅

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🌞🐔 Wake up. Rock out. Rise hard. 🐔🌞

Inspired by our unapologetically bold theme song for Holmberg’s Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, this shirt is loud, proud, and 100% Galaxy Punk attitude. The “Make Your Cock Rise with the Sun” tee is for early risers who don’t hit snooze—they hit maximum volume.

Printed on a super-soft black Soft Style shirt by Chadco, it's as comfortable as it is rebellious. Whether you’re facing the day or facing the stage, this shirt brings the energy, humor, and raw power of Tempe’s finest right to your chest.

🔥 Start your mornings with noise. Fly that freak flag high. 🎸🌅

🌞🐔 Wake up. Rock out. Rise hard. 🐔🌞

Inspired by our unapologetically bold theme song for Holmberg’s Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, this shirt is loud, proud, and 100% Galaxy Punk attitude. The “Make Your Cock Rise with the Sun” tee is for early risers who don’t hit snooze—they hit maximum volume.

Printed on a super-soft black Soft Style shirt by Chadco, it's as comfortable as it is rebellious. Whether you’re facing the day or facing the stage, this shirt brings the energy, humor, and raw power of Tempe’s finest right to your chest.

🔥 Start your mornings with noise. Fly that freak flag high. 🎸🌅

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